Beacon?!

hahah OH NO!! NOT an UROCYON!

hahaha oh this is RICH!

A loyal pet coming to the defense of its pack, truely inspiring!

rrrrrrrRRRRRR

Hoo. I needed that laugh.

But seriously. What with the snowballs, and now this pathetic show, are you all done?

Because if so, I'm going to kill you now.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BLASPHEMER!!!